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Lady : Why Do you like me .. ? Why Do you Love me..?

Man : I can’t tell the reason. But I really like you…

Lady : You can’t even tell me the reason… how can you say you like me? How can you say you love me?

Man : I really don’t know the reason, but I can prove that I love you.

Lady : Proof? No! I want you to tell me the reason. My friend’s boyfriend can tell her why he loves her but not you!

Man : Ok..ok!!! Erm… because you are beautiful, because your voice is sweet, because you are caring, because you are loving, because you are thoughtful, because of your smile, because of your every movements.

The lady felt very satisfied with the man’s answer. Unfortunately, a few days later, the Lady met with an accident and went into the coma stage. The Guy then placed a letter by her side, and here is the content:

Darling,

Because of your sweet voice that I love you…Now can you talk? No! Therefore I cannot love you.

Because of your care and concern that I like you…Now that you cannot show them, therefore I cannot love you.

Because of your smile, because of your every movement that I love you…Now can you smile? Now can you move? No, therefore, I cannot love you.

If love needs a reason, like now, there is no reason for me to love you anymore. Does love need a reason? NO!

Therefore, I still love you…And love doesn’t need a reason

Source: Forward This!

Taken from Forward This! Blog�

Three contractors are bidding to fix the White House fence. One from the Philippines, another from Mexico and an American. They go with a White House official to examine the fence.

The American contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. “Well”, he says, “I’ll figure out the job will run about $900:� $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me.”

The Mexican contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, “I can do $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me.

The Filipino contractor does not measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers:� “$2,700.”

The White House official, incredulous says, “What? You did not even measure like the other guys!� How did you come up with such a high figure?� How do you expect me to consider your service with that bid.”

“Easy”, the Pinoy explains, “$1,000 for you, $1,000 for me and we hire the guy from Mexico”.

The next day the Pinoy got the contract.