Vista Windows Update Error: “The page failed to load”

Last Updated on Monday, 16 August 2010 05:19 Written by DarkBlak Wednesday, 12 May 2010 04:10

Problem: When you start Windows Update in Vista you’ll get a white blank page with an error message saying that “The page failed to load” (See Screenshot).

Solution:

1. Open MyColors (A Stardock Product)
2. On the left pane select “Windows Vista Aero” to temporarily disable MyColors Theme functionality.
3. Do Windows Update again

Rise of the Jejemons!

Last Updated on Monday, 16 August 2010 05:20 Written by DarkBlak Saturday, 1 May 2010 01:51

Jejemons are so popular today. It is now sort of a subculture. So how does this phenomenon start?

According to Wiki:

The origins of short-handed typing was through the short messaging service, in which each text message is limited to 160 characters. As a result, an “SMS language” developed in which words were shortened in order to fit the 160-character limit.

In the internet, the Jejemon phenomenon started in “early April.” On April 14, 2010 at Pinoy Tumblr, a post about vice presidential candidate Jejomar Binay indicating that he was the Jejemon’s preferred vice presidential candidate, complete with a fake poster with him called as “Jejemon Binay.” Later the use of word “Jejemon” to refer such people made rounds in various Filipino internet message boards.

Such short-handed language is not limited to Filipinos: Thais use “5555″ to denote “hahahaha,” since the number 5 in Thai language translate to “ha.”
Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jejemon

The Jejemons are said to be the new “jologs”, a term used for Filipinos of the lower income class.

Accoring to Administrators and members of Gotta Kill ‘Em All (A facebook based group), Jejemon seem to agree that the term “jejemon” was first coined a month ago, but the behavior attributed to jejemon was around for much longer.

I agree to them, Jejemons have been around since people learn to text. Jejenese (Jejemon’s language) has originated on text speak. People shorten their text message due to limited space alloted, thus text-speak was born. And as time goes by people use text-speak differently (should I say more irritating) eventually it became Jejenese.

The way Jejemon’s writing their message is irritating, most of the time my head aches when I’m reading their text message. What more irritating is they found a new ground to invade. They’re now on Facebook, Multiply, Friendster, Tumblr and every social networking site you can imagine. They can also be found on different IMs’ like YM, MSN, etc, etc…

Here are some example how Jejemon speaks:

On AIM or YM:

miSzMaldiTahh111: EoW pFuOh!

You: Huh?

miszMaldiTahh111: i LLyK tO knOw moR3 bOut u, PwfoH. crE 2 t3ll mE yur N@me? jejejejeje!

You: You are a jejemon! Don’t talk to me, you uneducated retard!

miszMaldiTahh111: T_T

Source: Urban Dictionary

Are you one them? Jejejeje!

Resident Evil: Afterlife Trailer

Last Updated on Monday, 16 August 2010 05:23 Written by DarkBlak Monday, 5 April 2010 12:12

Synopsis:
Five years have passed since the Hive, now Alice (Milla Jovovich) joins with an old friend Chris Redfield (Wenworth Miller) and with her sister Claire (Ali Larter) to put an stop to Wesker in order to save the world and help those who survived, with new enemies like The Executioner (based on RE5) and a new virus which makes enemies poweful.

Release Dates:
Japan – 10 September 2010
USA – 10 September 2010
Finland – 17 September 2010
Netherlands – 31 December 2010
Kazakhstan – 14 January 2011
Argentina – 20 January 2011

Bob Ong’s 8th Book: Ika-walo (Teaser)

Last Updated on Monday, 16 August 2010 05:25 Written by DarkBlak Saturday, 13 March 2010 01:46

If you are a Bob Ong fanatic I’m sure you’ll be glad to hear this. Bob Ong has finally release his 8th book teaser. You can view it at Bob Ong’s official multiply site. Bob Ong’s 8th book is entitled Ika-walo or Ikawalo.  Sad to say Bob Ong’s Ika-walo has no release date yet. I can’t wait to get a copy of this latest Bob Ong book. Im sure it will be fun to read just like the other 7 books by Bob Ong

Os habent et non loquentur. Oculos habent et non videbunt. Aures habent et non audient.

Security Update for SQL Server 2005 Service Pack 3 (KB970892) could not be installed

Last Updated on Monday, 16 August 2010 05:26 Written by DarkBlak Monday, 22 February 2010 01:01

You are having trouble installing Security Update for SQL Server 2005 Service Pack 3 (KB970892).

To resolve this issue, do the following:

1. Go to Run, type regedit, and click ok, or press Enter.

2. In Regedit, go to [HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Microsoft SQL Server\MSSQL.1\Setup]
(Note that if you have multiple instances of MSSQL installed, the reg key might be different for you)

3. find the “Resume” REG_DWORD, and change its decimal value from 1, to 0.

4. Install the update, and restart the machine.

5. Run Windows Update again.

Fitness First – Cut the Fat Challenge

Last Updated on Monday, 16 August 2010 05:27 Written by DarkBlak Saturday, 30 January 2010 05:37

Do you want to loose fat but don’t have time to go to gym because you’re addicted to facebook games? Well I think its your lucky day today, Fitness First (the largets privately owned health club group in the world as they say) has developed a game for facebook addict like you. Check their fan page Fitness First – Cut the Fat Challenge for more info.

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-01-03

Last Updated on Monday, 16 August 2010 05:28 Written by DarkBlak Sunday, 3 January 2010 03:39

• just came back from Pangasinan… late ako ng 1 minute #
• @bingskee hindi naman… 1 araw lang ako dun in reply to bingskee #
• i’m sleepy…. #
• yahooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! double pay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #
• @inggitero di naman ako nagkakape eh… hehehe in reply to inggitero #
• zzzZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ……………. #
• @inggitero hahaha batang milo lang!! hehehehe in reply to inggitero #
• isang araw na lang bagong taon na…. anong new year’s resolution nyo? #
• Ilang oras na lang 2010 na!!!! Happy New Year sa lahat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mg-ingat kayo sa paputok!!! #
• ilang oras na alng new year na… wala pa rin ako sa bahay, hehehe #
• sana umabot ako sa bahay bago mag 12mn!! #
• Welcome 2010!: Welcome 2010!!!!! Related Post(s) No Related Post Share this on del.icio.us… http://goo.gl/fb/Jv53 #
• Last post for 2009: 2009 is almost over #and almost all of us are #excited for #the #coming… http://goo.gl/fb/FMdv #
• sulit na sulit ang free internet ng Globe Tattoo… #

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Welcome 2010!

Last Updated on Friday, 1 January 2010 02:13 Written by DarkBlak Friday, 1 January 2010 02:13

Welcome 2010!!!!!

Welcome 2010

Last Updated on Wednesday, 30 December 2009 11:12 Written by DarkBlak Wednesday, 30 December 2009 11:12

Goodbye 2009!!! Hello 2010!!!!

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-12-27

Last Updated on Sunday, 27 December 2009 03:39 Written by DarkBlak Sunday, 27 December 2009 03:39

• RT @admin: Life is full of shit http://bit.ly/6c5xTx #
• missing facebook…. #
• lapit na uwian!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #
• uwian na!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #
• toinks… #

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